Psalm 4:3

3 Know that the Lord has set apart his faithful servant for himself;the Lord hears when I call to him.

I know God sets apart
and listens to his faithful servant
and because I am arrogant
I believe this means me.
So I spout my mouth
and insert my foot,
I tout how great I am
and speak out publicly
putting down all who disagree.
Because the Lord hears when I call
I will demand he strike
down all my enemies and
all the lazy people
demanding better wages
and healthcare.